Well, ...we're not sure, actually.The word 'aardvark' somehow
replaced 'ready' as a resonse to whoever was driving Cubase asking
'everyone ready for a take', and then people started asking 'what do
you call an aardvark who...?' jokes.
So, here we go:
What do you call an aardvark who:
- ...is a member of the Mafia?
- A well 'ardvark.
- ...has multiple lacerations?
- A scarredvark.
- ...isn't very bright?
- A retardvark.
- ...is of dubious parentage?
- A bastardvark.
- ...works on the roads?
- A tarredvark.
- ...got attacked by a dragon?
- A charredvark.
- ...is captain of the Enterprise?
- Jean Luc Picardvark.
- ...who drops a grenade at its feet?
- Hoist by its own petardvark.
- ...likes Bruce Willis movies?
- Dai Aardvark (singing 'Under the Bard Vark', of course).
- ...is very butch and reads Kipling?
- ...just spent a weekend recording with Phoenix?
- A knackardvark.
Back to the Phoenix home page.