
This song represents a dialogue between a support engineer (like me) and a customer who's trying to get started.
A customer of mine has started using PEX,
He's got the thing on line - but it don't do what he expex;
The choosing of the Visual is wrong -
And that is the subject of his song...
What will I do, and what will I say?This customer of mine is trying to use PEX,
Should I use image or overlay?
How many planes? I hope he explains;
All I can do is to guess!How do I use transparency?
(Have to confess it confuses me!)
Pseudo and Direct and TrueColor too -
It looks like one hell of a mess!
What colour type do I choose for this case?That customer of mine is getting grief from PEX,
PEXColorRange or PEXColorSpace?
RGB colour or HSV,
Which is the model for me?How many bits to represent red,
And green and blue; (what was it he said?)
Does this hardware do dithering for me -
And colour recovery?
Renderer attributes, Oh what a pain!That customer of mine is happy he's got PEX,
Got to compile it again and again!
PEXLookupTable, PEXNamesSet,
PEXNPCSubVolume!Viewports and fonts and renderer state,
(Calling my wife to say I'll be late);
Getting PEX to render the view
Is something you just can't assume.
I have defined my geometry,
Lots of vertices in 3D;
NURBS and splines and polylines,
All in my hierarchy!Thank you for performance tips,
Such as using triangle strips;
Now my rendering is fine every time -
PEX is the product for me!
Music & lyrics © Dan Bennett 1994
