I put Jupiter on my box
And I reset all the clocks
Just to see how quick my rendering would go;
Well it loaded up the scene
An' was looking lean an' mean
So I settled back to watch the pretty show.
It cut out all the garbage that lingered out of sight,
It figured out the colours, the normals and the light,
And its interactive frame-rate reached a new and dizzy height
'Cos it simplified my oil-rig,
It simplified my oil-rig,
Yes, it simplified my oil-rig to twenty polygons!
So now I know how it feels
When your car has got square wheels
And your engine block is missing all the screws;
When your universal joint
Is one representative point
Depending on the LOD you choose.
It cut out all the drive-train, the disc-brakes and the tank,
The engine bay was empty, the instruments were blank,
For all these decimations you've got Jupiter to thank,
'Cos it simplified my motor,
Oh it simplified my motor,
Yes it simplified my motor to three triangle strips and a NURBS!
If you've modelled an aircraft wing
And performance is your thing
Then there's really nothing else that makes the grade;
All the ISVs agree
It's just what they want to see,
It's the next-generation answer for the trade.
It cuts out all the waiting, the jerkiness and pain,
Your fly-throughs are spectular, a visualization gain;
With Jupiter you'll soon get used to life in the fast lane,
'Cos it simplifies your model,
Oh it simplifies your model,
Yes it simplifies your model to......hey! Why can't I see anything?